Did you know...
that one of Princess DI's less well known charities is an effort
called "Leaves for Larvae"?  It provides hungry caterpillars the 
world over with the food they need to reach pupation.  As we know,
Princess Di was modest about some of her charities and would pay
visits to the poor without announcing herself.  Thus, there are no
press photos of her in the tropical jungles of far-flung corners 
of the world, petting and comforting the needy caterpillars.  But
you can help this worthy cause and continue her good deeds by making
a check out for all you can possibly afford to me.  I will use it 
for gas to procure leaves and the rest for bourbon to get my mind
off it.  Act today!  A caterpillar is counting on you.

:-)