Brother speeders
Let's
Rehearse
All together
"Good morning, Nurse!"
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'Mid rising
Taxes
Soaring rents
Still half a pound
For fifty cents
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Approached
A crossing
Without looking
Who will eat
His widow's cooking?
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Drove too long
Driver snoozing
What happened next
Is not
Amusing
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Stores are full
Of shaving aids
But all you need
Is this
And blades
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No man can really
Do his stuff
With a face that's sore
Or a chin
That's rough
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First men buy it
Then apply it
Then advise
Their friends
To try it
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If these
Signs blur
And bounce around
You'd better park
And walk to town
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This is not
A clever verse
I tried
And tried
But just
Got worse

You can beat
A mile a minute
But there ain't
No future
In it
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Sleep in a chair
Nothing to lose
But a nap
At the wheel
Is a permanent snooze
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You've used
Our cream
Now try our blades
Pair up the best
In shaving aids
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Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
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That she
Could cook
He had his doubts
Until she creamed
His bristle sprouts with
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Famous last words
"If he won't
Dim his
I won't
Dim mine"
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The wolf
Who longs
To roam and prowl
Should shave before
He starts to howl
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Leap year's over
You're safe, men
All you cowards
Can shave again
With brushless
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He saw
The train
And tried to duck it
Kicked first the gas
And then the bucket
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Headline news
For face
And chin
Now improved
With lanolin
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His face
Was loved
By just his mother
He Burma-Shaved
And now--
Oh, brother

When frisky
With whiskey
Don't drive
'Cause it's
Risky
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His cheek
Was rough
His chick vamoosed
And now she won't
Come home to roost
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Twinkle, twinkle
One-eyed car
We all wonder
WHERE
You are
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On curves ahead
Remember, sonny
That rabbit's foot
Didn't save
The bunny
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When
Super-shaved
Remember, pard
You'll still get slapped
But not so hard
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His brush is gone
So what'll we do
Said Mike Robe I
To Mike Robe II
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The wife
Who keeps on
Being kissed
Always heads
Her shopping list
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Is he
Lonesome
Or just blind--
This guy who drives
So close behind?
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Pedro
Walked
Back home by golly
His bristly chin
Was hot-to-Molly
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Missin'
Kissin'?
Perhaps your thrush
Can't get thru
The underbrush--try
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Clancy's
Whiskers
Tickle Nancy
Nancy lowered the boom
On Clancy!
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A chin
Where barbed wire
Bristles stand
Is bound to be
A no ma'ams land
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Dinah doesn't
Treat him right
But if he'd
Shave
Dyna-mite!
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To change that
Shaving job
To joy
You gotta use
The real McCoy
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Tho stiff
The beard
That Nature gave
It shaves
Like down with
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His crop of
Whiskers
Needed reaping
That's what kept
His Lena leaping
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The blackened forest
Smoulders yet
Because
He flipped
A cigaret
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The draftee
Tried a tube
And purred
Well whaddya know
I've been defurred
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This cooling shave
Will never fail
To stamp
Its user
First class male
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Drinking drivers--
Nothing worse
They put
The quart
Before the hearse
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Men
With whiskers
'Neath their noses
Oughta have to kiss
Like eskimoses
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Said farmer Brown
Who's bald
On top
Wish I could
Rotate the crop
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This cream
Is like
A parachute
There isn't
Any substitute
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Tempted to try it?
Follow your hunch
Be "Top Banana"
Not one
Of the bunch
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Bristles scratched
His cookie's map
That's what
Made poor
Ginger snap
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We've made Grandpa
Look so youthful
His pension board
Thinks
He's untruthful
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Use our cream
And we betcha
Girls won't wait
They'll come
And getcha
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Henry the Eighth
Sure had
Trouble
Short term wives
Long term stubble
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Angels
Who guard you
When you drive
Usually
Reture at 65
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Forest fires
Start from scratch
So think before
You toss
That match
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Dim your lights
Behind a car
Let folks see
How bright
YOU are
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Thirty days
Hath September
April
June and the
Speed offender
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Others claim
Their product good
But ours
Does what
You think it should
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Don't lose
Your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
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If a gift
You must choose
Give him one
He'll like
To use
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Pedro
Walked
Back home, by golly
His bristly chin
Was hot-to-Molly
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If our road signs
Catch your eye
Smile
But don't forget
To buy
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When the stork
Delivers a boy
OUr whole
Darn factory
Jumps for joy
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Film protects
Your neck
And chin
So your razor
Won't dig in
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A shave
That's real
No cuts to heal
A soothing
Velvet after-feel
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If hugging
On highways
Is your sport
Trade in your car
For a davenport
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In cupid's little
Bag of trix
Here's the one
That clix
With chix
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A guy
Who wants
To middle-aisle it
Must never scratch
His little Violet
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